Delirious Chords: Majesty

A beautiful song with such awesome meaning.  I love Delirious.  They have a very deep understanding of God our Father, and His Kingdom!

Majesty
by Delirious




Verse 1:

Am G F C F C G E

Here I am, humbled by your majesty covered by your grace so free

Am G F C F C G E

Here I am, knowing I'm a sinful man covered by the blood of the Lamb

Am G C Am G C D

Now I've found the greatest love of all is mine since you laid down your life

F

The greatest sacrifice



Chorus:

C G Am F C G

Majesty, Majesty - Your grace has found me just as I am

Am F

Empty handed, but alive in your hands

C G Am F C G

Majesty, Majesty - Forever I am changed by your love

Am F

In the presence of your Majesty



Verse 2:

Am G F C F C G E

Here I am, humbled by the love that you give, forgiven so that I can forgive

Am G F C F C G E

Here I stand, knowing that I'm your desire, sanctified by glory and fire

Am G C Am G C D

Now I've found the greatest love of all is mine since you laid down your life

F

The greatest sacrifice

Why Men

Become.com; Shopping Made Easier

I am not a huge fan of shopping online although I do it all the time, so anything that makes it easier is highly appreciated.  Become.com is another one of those websites that allow you to search for one item from multiple sources.  For instance, if you are looking for animal print wallpaper, then results will span from Target.com to Amazon.com and more.  You can see what I mean by clicking Here, or you can do your own search by going Here.

This seems to a relatively new site and still needs some work.  The search features are not  all there and can sometimes take you somewhere you didn't want to go.  Become.com does offer a wider selection in the Home & Garden, Jewelry, Clothing, and Health & Beauty sections, which I found had a lot to choose from and liked very much, but the electronics section could use a little improvement.  Nevertheless, sites like this are designed to make shopping easier and I do think that after some more tweaking of the site it can be as valuable to us online shoppers as the other search sites out there.  I recommend checking it out and coming back now and again to watch it grow.

Estrogen Issues

10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"

 

 

 

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says "How's my driving-call 1-800-***-."
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

 

 

 

Mammogram Poem

I love funny.  Who doesn't?  I found this most awesome poem entitled "The Mammogram."  I have yet to experience this delight, but I know many who have, so for you, I hope this gets a laugh, and for me, well, I'm praying the new one without the vise will be out by the time I need it.  Here's to praying!!!

The Mammogram

By Julia Napier©

For years and years they told me,

Be careful of your breasts.

Don't ever squeeze or bruise them.

And give them monthly tests.

So I heeded all their warnings,

And protected them by law.

Guarded them very carefully,

And I always wore my bra.

After 30 years of astute care,

My gyno, Dr. Pruitt,

Said I should get a Mammogram.

"O.K." I said, 'let's do it."

"Stand up here real close" she said,

(She got my boob in line),

"And tell me when it hurts," she said,

"Ah yes! Right there, that's fine."

She stepped upon a pedal,

I could not believe my eyes!

A plastic plate came slamming down,

My hooter's in a vise!

My skin was stretched and mangled,

From underneath my chin.

My poor boob was being squashed,

To Swedish Pancake thin.

Excruciating pain I felt,

Within it's vise-like grip.

A prisoner in this vicious thing,

My poor defenseless tit!

"Take a deep breath" she said to me,

Who does she think she's kidding?!?

My chest is mashed in her machine,

And woozy I am getting.

"There, that's good," I heard her say,

(The room was slowly swaying.)

"Now, let's have a go at the other one."

Have mercy, I was praying.

It squeezed me from both up and down,

It squeezed me from both sides.

I'll bet SHE'S never had this done,

To HER tender little hide.

Next time that they make me do this,

I will request a blindfold.

I have no wish to see again,

My knockers getting steam rolled.

If I had no problem when I came in,

I surely have one now.

If there had been a cyst in there,

It would have gone "ker-pow!"

This machine was created by a man,

Of this, I have no doubt.

I'd like to stick his balls in there,

And see how THEY come out!

By Julia Napier©

Auto Repair Help

I love useful sites.  Perhaps it's just me, but I really do love being able to figure out a plan of attack from the information other sites provide.  Today we have RepairPal!

RepairPal is  a great site where you can get an estimate on auto repair costs in their RepairPrice Estimator, which I must admit, I think is just awesome.  There, if you have gotten an estimate at a repair shop, you can use the estimator to help you determine whether your estimate was fair or not.  That has to be one of my fave features on the site since that seems to be the number one thing you hear people wondering about.

You can use their Repair Shops search to find a specific repair shop in a given area, such as when searching for Phoenix auto repair, you can see the results Here.

You can find specific cars, see their rating, and find out common problems associated with that car such as this 2001 Ford Escort. You can also read user reviews, ask questions, and get answers from people who most likely know what they are talking about.  No more asking Uncle Earl!

In the Auto Repair Encyclopedia you can look up whatever the repair shop says is wrong with your car, or even try to get an idea of what could have happened to your car.  Here you can see what is involved in timing belt replacement how the problem could have occurred, and what the mechanic will (or should) be doing to replace it.  If that doesn't answer all your questions, you can ask questions! 

Just like the timing belt, if you need water pump replacement, you can find that information Here.

I am actually excited about this website, because if you are anything like me, you know nothing about cars except that they have wheels.  Even for the car savvy, this website is a great resource.  Bookmark it!

C28: My Item of the week

I decided to try and let the whole world know a little bit more about one of my Fave companies out there that I even created a page for it, ;).  Crazy me, huh, but the thing I love so much about this company (as you can see from my many banners) is the fact that a portion of what you buy goes to a ministry.  It isn't just a t-shirt company that is in it for themselves.  They help new artists emerge, they support ministries, and they also lead other things to help spread the word of Jesus Christ, the precious Gospel.  I highly recommend them and encourage everyone to do a little Christmas shopping from them and also support a great ministry at the same exact time.  Use my links and banners to get there ;), and you can help me get a Christmas present for myself.  I love you all, and God Bless!!

My item of the week!

Holy is His name stamped boldly on this v-neck tee makes for an incredible declaration of who Jesus is. Printed in the ‘O’ to form a cross is Psalm 111:9, which tells us, "He has paid a full ransom for His people. He has guaranteed His covenant with them forever. What a holy, awe-inspiring name He has!" To reinforce His celebrated name, ‘Jesus’ is printed in the ‘A’ to form a second cross to complete this awesome tee. Truly, Holy is His name!